she said......

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

=.="

Jalan2 makan angin....or telan air hujan~

arini duk umah je..
ujan memanjang....tp yg best nye arini, sepupu2 datang umah ak..
plus...anak2 spupu pon ramai jgk..
jd laaaa 'bapak' sementara..^^
dah buhsan2 duk...ak bawak laaa 'anak2'ni p jalan2..
masa ondeway balek dari amek spupu ak yg laen2 kat Sura..
ktorg lalu kat satu jln ni...terkezut eden tgk keadaan jalan nye..

hoh, jalan ni slalu jgk ak lalu..
ntah cmne laaa ley jadi cmni..bahaya tol..

seram doh ak pandang kat bawah tu...ade air mengalir...walopon xlaju, tapi agak cuak sbb takot2 tmpt ak pijak tu plak yg runtuh..walopon spupu ak melarang keras, ak tetap nk bergambar kat tmpt tu~ :P

konon2 nk jadi pegawai JKR la nih..hehe...
tu ak tgh tunjuk jalan2 yg dah pecah

ni dia jalan2 yg dah pecah....
bile ak tgk je ni, terus ak terimagine..
cmne kalu pada hari kejadian, ak tengah melintas ng kete jalan tu, tgh2 ak lintas, jalan tu pecah cmtu..ish3...cuak siot~ +_+

lebihan muatan kali ni...kalu jmpa JPJ, mampos eden..ngeeee` :D

xtau la camane...5 org yg duk blakang..huh..sumbat jelaaa..sardin pon sardin ler~

dah2..dah buhsan bergambar kat situ...
ktorg balek jelaa...takut jgk sbb kete ak tu, ak stop btol2 tgh2 jambatan..
sblom ape2 yg trjadi kat jmbatan tu plak, baek ktorg cabot~ CABOOOOOOOOOOOOOT~!!!

kucen ku~

kalu sebut bab sejuk...haih, sume org tau cmne rasanye..
sejuk nye sampai tahap naek kejang otot2 ak nih..ish3
tp yg syok nye, bila time2 sejuk cmni, kucen2 mula memanjakan diri dengan tuan nye..
nape eh?
eleeeee, nk suh pelok je tuuuh...sejuk sgt la konon..
padahal paling payah nk pegang time2 lain..
kecuali time nk bagi makan...siot tol~

ngengade tol...masuk je lam bilik tgk si 'Mute' nih landing baeeeeek punye atas katil..sib bek tuan nye baek hati lagi pengasih..huhu..kesian lak tgk Mute ni ngokol sejuk seko2..meh laaa..tlg bungkus kan..^^

emmm, makin sonok plak Mute ni tido yea..hihi..xpe lah...bior kan la dia tuh...:P

aaa, ni lagi sekor...kucen baru kat umah ak...balek2 j dari Uniten dah ade...
kecik, tapi kiut..aritu dia ni nmpk xsehat, kate ibuku, byk cacing, lepas bagi makan ubat cacing...nah..'beriok cok' cacing kluo..aaaa, pastu baru laaa nk aktif..




geeeeeeeeram3...hihi...nama kucen ni 'Tisu'..
knape eh?..haha...kucen ni pantang jmpe tisu, hancur dimaen nye...
tp tu bese la kan...kucen maen2..
tp yg giler sket...bila dpt je tisu, mcm dapat makann..
x
bagi org pegang, nak amek balek dia marah..mcm laaaa org nk curik die punye tisu..haiz...

p/s: lupa plak nk bg Tisu n Mute makan..jap3...jaaaaaap~

ujan ujan ujan~ haiz

sume org tau kan skrg musim ape..hurmm
cuti kali ni mmg sosah nk jalan2...
sibbek 6 ari pertama ak kat kampung ni, ujan xde..so sempat la jgk jalan2 bawak si Azwan ni yg kononnye nk melawat K.TRG..hehe..

xbanyak tmpat yg ak bawak si azwan ni, juz area2 yg ak pernah bawak dia ng si Saiful 2 tahun lepas, walopon dah ade sedikit perubahan, tapi bak kata azwan, " ak masih ingat sikit2 tempat ni "...cume yg laen nye, kali ni ak bawak dia pg tmpt yg..ak sndiri pon xpernah pegi~:D Pantai Teluk Bidara....


emmm....aritu baru ak tahu...umah ak dekat je ng pantai tu upenye..yg dulu nye ak juz dengar2 je nama Teluk Bidara ni..xpernah pegi pon..n ak teringat sorg sahabat ak, Anas, ni pernah kata " jgn bmbang nnt aku bawak mg gi jalan2 situ...ak ni kan sahabat yg baek "...ceh, dari sebelum SPM, smpi ke hari ni, pon dia xbawak2...lol...nvm laaa, ekceli ak pon lupa pasal kata2 dia tu..cume baru hari ni ak teringat~ :P


untuk smpai ke tempat yg berbatu2 ni, kne lalu mnerusi satu gua ni, kecik je..tp dia malas la polak.dia tunggu jela kat luar..layan blues sorg2..kalu x, ade la skali pic dia kat sini..sory ar bro~ :P
tp...memandangkan ak ni cameraman..so, ak plak yg xde lam pic..+_+

laen2 destinasi, ak p Masjid Kristal kat ktrg nung..emm, ak dah pegi dah skali ng Zahir, tp kali ni saje pegi nk tnjuk kat Azwan ni haaa..pastu, dia ajk ak masuk Taman Tamadun Islam polak..sponsored nye pasal..ak masuuuuk~ xD

kne panggil ak Haji Luqman ler cenggini

Istana errr..ntah lupa kat mane...tapi dibina atas bukit..mmg smart..cam lam citer LOTR pon ade jgk

next, nk pg muzium negeri, ak pon lom penah pg lg, tp dsbbkan masa xmencemburui, xsempat la nk singgah, terpaksa balek terus...uhuk3

sampai je situ destinasi pelancongan terakhir ak..pastu, ujan ari2 non-stop..+_+
dah tamat peluang utk ak jalan2....duk umah..sejok, angin pon tiup baeeek punye...masuk bilik...pasang air-cond 22celcius..duk bungkus lam selimut tebal2...tido sepanjang hari...hah...mmg best...+_+

p/s: kpd wan, ekceli ak terlupa yg kat dungun ni baru wujud satu mall...Mesra Mall nama nye..hihi..xsempat ak nk bawak ko p sana..hoho..xpe2...next 2 years ak bawak ko~